Arrr, the captain be sayin' them scallywags who forfeit be sendin' vile curses to the crew! Blimey!
2024-11-30
Arrr, mateys! Coach Todd Kress of the San Jose State crew be squawkin’ like a parrot ‘gainst those scallywags who fled the field like frightened seagulls after losin’ the grand prize! Cowardly forfeits, I say! Let’s hoist a flag for real battles! Aye, the sea be callin’!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ye round as I regale ye with a tale from the high seas of collegiate volleyball, where San Jose State's coach, Todd Kress, be navigatin' troubled waters after a scallywag of a season! Aye, they lost to Colorado State in the Mountain West tournament, and the hullabaloo be stirrin' like a tempest in a teapot!Kress, brave captain of the ship, addressed the uproar surroundin' a transgender lass on his crew, one Blaire Fleming, who be causin' rival crews to forfeit matches, leavin' 'em high and dry, seven times no less! With a heart full of grit, Kress vowed to not sugarcoat the treacherous seas they sailed.
Instead of celebratin' victories like jolly pirates, they faced a barrage of vile messages from landlubbers who dared question their legitimacy. The coach, in this stormy season, admitted to keepin' his crew safe from all the external squawkin'. He thanked his brave seniors for their steadfastness and even the university’s police chief for guardin' their ship against threats.
As their tournament sails have been lowered, the battles on the legal front continue to brew. So raise a tankard for Kress and his crew, for they weathered the storm with heart and humor, though the lawsuits linger like a ghost ship on the horizon! Yarrr!