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Arrr! Claressa Shields be the first lass to hoist the heavyweight treasure, makin’ boxing history, savvy?

2025-02-03

Arrr! On the night of the seventh sun, Claressa Shields hoisted the Jolly Roger o' boxing history! She bested Danielle Perkins, claimin' the treasure of bein' the first-ever undisputed lass of the heavyweight seas! Aye, the rum’s on her for a well-fought brawl!

Arrr mateys! Gather 'round, fer I be tellin' ye a tale of the fierce lass, Claressa Shields, who brawled her way to glory on the high seas of the boxing ring! On a fateful Sunday night, she sent Danielle Perkins tumblin’ to the canvas, claimin' the title of the first-ever undisputed women’s heavyweight champion—aye, a feat no woman had conquered before!

With the thunder of her right hook ringin' in the air, she knocked the wind outta Perkins in the last moments of the tenth round, makin' history like a true swashbuckler! Shields be the first to hold undisputed titles in three weight classes, matey! Aye, she be undefeated at 16-0, while Perkins now sits at 5-1—what a turn of the tides!

But hark! Even with her triumphant victory, our valiant Shields be gearin’ up for shoulder surgery, sayin' she could barely lift her arm before the bout! “I almost didn’t fight, but I couldn’t let Flint down!” she declared. Smart as a whip, she recognized Perkins’ strength, but delivered a mighty blow when the lass got too greedy. Shields be a true warrior of the ring, savvy? This be a tale to spin in the taverns for years to come!

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