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Arrr! Josh Sweat be makin' a pact with the Cardinals for four long years, after celebratin' a Super Bowl treasure with the Eagles!

2025-03-10

Arrr, matey! Josh Sweat, that scallywag, be sportin' a fancy Super Bowl ring! Now he be settin' sail to the Arizona Cardinals, leavin' the squawkin' Eagles behind. Aye, 'tis a fine treasure he be seekin' in the waters of NFL free agency! Avast!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a tale of the Philadelphia Eagles, who be losin' their defensive linemen quicker than a ship in a storm! Our matey Josh Sweat, a fine edge rusher, be settin' sail to the Arizona Cardinals, havin' struck a deal worth a treasure o' $76.4 million, with $41 million gold coins secured tight!

But that be not all, fer the Eagles also bid farewell to Milton Williams, who be off to the New England Patriots, claimin' a hefty bounty of $104 million! Blimey, the sea be rough for the Eagles, it seems!

Our swashbucklin' Sweat reunites with his old captain from Philadelphia, Jonathan Gannon, now at the helm of the Cardinals. Gannon knows how to whip a crew into shape, and the Cardinals be needin' a stronger pass rush, aye!

In his finest season yet, Sweat plundered eight sacks, wreakin' havoc on the field, and even snagged 2.5 sacks on that scallywag Mahomes in the grand Super Bowl battle! With a grand total of 43 sacks over seven years, Sweat be a true buccaneer of the gridiron!

So, raise yer tankards to Sweat and the Cardinals, as they set sail on new adventures in the treacherous waters of the NFL!

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