Arrr! Trump swings his clubs, claimin’ victory, whilst firin’ cannons at them pesky Houthis! Aye, what a scallywag!
2025-03-16
Arrr, matey! Cap'n Trump be claimin' he bested all in a golf skirmish at his fine Florida cove, just a day after sendin' cannons a'blastin' in Yemen! Talk 'bout swingin' more than just clubs, eh? A right jolly jest, that scallywag!
Arrr, gather 'round ye scallywags, for a tale of the high seas of golf! Our illustrious captain, President Donald Trump, be raisin' the Jolly Roger on the greens of his own fine establishment in Palm Beach County, Florida!He be proclaimin' from his trusty vessel, Truth Social, that he claimed victory in a grand golf tournament, the likes of which he be sayin' mayhap be his last! "I just won the Golf Club Championship, such an honor!" the captain boasted, preparin' for a feast at the awards dinner that very night!
But lo, this day of triumph followed a mornin' of watchin’ the battles against the dastardly Houthis in Yemen, as the White House shared images of our captain in his finest golf attire. "Fear not, for I’ll defend our treasures and deter them scallywags!" he declared, while the cannons roared from afar!
With word that strikes took the lives of 31 foes, Trump be headin' back to Washington after celebratin' his golf conquests. So raise yer tankards and toast to our captain's dual victories—on the greens and in the high seas of politics! Yarrr!