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Arrr, Tershawn Wharton, the mighty lineman, plucked a wee fan from the briny depths o’ the barrier at Panther's lair!

2024-11-29

Arrr, matey! After the clash with them Carolina landlubbers, young Tershawn Wharton, brave as a sea dog, leapt quick as a cannonball to catch a wee fan tumbled like a sack o’ potatoes overboard! Aye, a right jolly sight for all us salty sea scallywags!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale from the gridiron seas, where the Kansas City Chiefs be sailin' against the Carolina Panthers! On this fine Sunday, the doughty Tershawn Wharton, a stalwart defensive lineman, made a catch that be worthy of a treasure map! Aye, he be settin' foot off the field at Bank of America Stadium just as Spencer Schrader booted a 31-yard field goal, givin' the Chiefs a narrow victory of 30-27.

But lo and behold! A wee lad in a Nick Bolton jersey be leanin' over the barrier, his eyes shinin' like doubloons, when the mischief began. As Bolton readied to toss his game-worn gloves, the lad tumbled right over! Quick as a flash, Wharton dashed to the rescue, catchin’ the lad like a fine catch of fish, savin' him from a rough landing.

Aye, the young scallywag emerged with a glove in hand, none the worse for wear! Wharton himself spoke of the daring rescue on "The Pat McAfee Show," sayin' he merely pushed the lad into the stands to soften the blow. The lad’s already a legend among fans, and Wharton dreams of bringin' him for a game in the future. What a raucous adventure on the high seas of sportin’ glory!

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