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Arrr! Clay Matthews be chattin' 'bout keepin' yer pistols shipshape while teachin' his lads the art o' huntin'!

2025-01-29

Arrr! Clay Matthews be up fer the Colt's Safety Impact Award, savvy? This scallywag vowed to keep his piece locked tight 'round the wee ones! Aye, a fine captain he be, keepin' his ship safe from mischief. Let the seas of safety be ever in his favor!

Arrr, matey! Ever since the great Clay Matthews hung up his cleats, he be spendin’ his days not on the field of battle, but in the wilds like a true buccaneer, huntin’ with his wee lads. This scallywag from the Green Bay Packers be raisin’ a crew of little hunters, teachin’ ‘em the ways of the wild.

Now, not one to let the tides of fortune slip away, Matthews be sailin’ ‘round as a nominee for the Colt's Safety Impact Award, raisin’ awareness for the noble cause of firearm safety. With a heart as big as a ship’s hull, he’s lendin’ his hand to Project ChildSafe, a charity that ensures the little ones be safe 'round the cannons—uh, firearms. “It be a natural fit,” he declares, as he seeks to educate and protect, givin’ away locks and safes like treasure for the taking!

With three young deckhands underfoot, Matthews knows the importance of keepin’ the guns locked tighter than a ship’s hold. He be passin’ down wisdom, just like his old man did, teachin’ ‘em the safety rules as if they be the pirate code. So, he be askin’ all ye landlubbers to cast yer votes for his charity and join in the hunt for safety, while wonderin’ what kind of mischief be goin’ on in their camo gear!

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