Arrr, Alix Earle be spillin’ the beans on a clumsy parley with her NFL swain after whisperin’ sweet nothings!
2024-12-05
Arrr! Alix Earle be spillin' the beans on a clumsy squabble with her lad, Braxton Berrios of the Miami Dolphins crew, before they charted the course of love. Aye, it be a right jolly tale of awkwardness on the high seas of romance!
Aye, gather ‘round me hearties and lend an ear to the tale of fair Alix Earle and her dashing swab, Braxton Berrios, the wide receiver of the Miami Dolphins! Recently, they marked a year together, but oh, what a comical jest it be! When our lass confessed her love, the scallywag simply stood there like a statue of a seagull, not uttering a word of affection back!Picture it, if ye will! Before a grand football battle, Alix, with her mates, be downing tequila like it be grog, then darting down to see her beloved on the field. In a swift moment, she shouts, “I love ye!” But alas, Braxton, caught in a hug with a matey, burst out laughin’ and dashed off, leavin’ her heart in a tizzy!
Throughout the match, she fretted, “I’ve declared me love and he’s left me hangin’!” After the final whistle, she spun a tale of drunken folly to cover her tracks, while Braxton thought it be a mere slip o' the tongue. But fear not, for a day later, the lad finally returned the words, makin’ it a love story fit for the high seas! So here’s to Alix and Braxton—may their love sail smoothly, even if it started with a wobbly ship!