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Arrr! Caitlin Clark be sayin' college swabs should take a year off fer all them shady recruitin' shenanigans!

2025-01-02

Arrr, Caitlin Clark be parleyin' with Travis Kelce, sayin' that college scallywags who be jumpin' ship oughta be marooned for a whole year 'fore they can set sail on new waters! Aye, let 'em swab the decks and ponder their choices, I say!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather round as we spin the yarn of Caitlin Clark, a fierce lass who dared to share her thoughts on the Kelce lads' podcast, "New Heights." She be sayin' that the transfer portal in college sports be more chaotic than a shipwreck in a stormy sea!

"The state of college recruitment be downright bonkers!" she exclaimed. Caitlin be agreein' with Travis that the NCAA ought to bring back the old rules, makin' scallywags sit out a year when jumpin' ship to a new school. But, she be thinkin' if a captain leaves, well, that be a different tale. "Aye, let 'em off the hook if their coach sails away!" she declared.

With the introduction of the transfer portal in 2018, athletes be switchin' schools faster than a pirate changes course. And since the NIL deals started, it’s like they be plunderin’ the treasure chests of universities! Caitlin lamented that college sports be losin’ its charm, turnin’ into a minor league for the big leagues. Even Travis, a salty sea dog of yore, agreed, reminiscin' about a time when loyalty meant somethin'.

So, me hearties, as the tides of college sports shift, let’s hope the winds bring back a sense of commitment and camaraderie among the crew!

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