"Yarr! Californy matey be likin' Nazi Germany fer wantin' to save the lasses' games, but two bans be walkin' the plank!"
2025-04-01
Arrr, me hearties! That scallywag Rick Chavez Zbur be likenin’ a bill to keep trans lasses from sportin' to the dark days of Nazi Germany and the ol’ Holocaust! Blimey, matey! What a wild sea of nonsense he’s sailin’! Avast, let’s hoist the flag of reason!
Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale from the Californian seas of politics, where the brave assembly tried to chart a course to protect the fair maidens of sport, only to be thwarted by a tempest of words and wild comparisons! The gallant assembly member, Rick Chavez Zbur, likened the fate o' trans folks to the horrors of Nazi Germany, causing quite the ruckus in the chamber, like a parrot squawkin' 'bout buried treasure!With gasps echoing like cannon fire, Zbur's tongue lashed out, claiming the bills were akin to the persecution faced by transgender folk in dark history. But alas, his ship was met with resistance, as the Democratic crew shot down the bill, AB 89, with a swift and fierce majority, leaving the bill's captain, Kate Sanchez, in a state o' shock akin to findin' a kraken in yer rum.
As the tides turned, another bill was tossed overboard, sinking under the weight of dissent. Ye see, while the good governor spoke of fairness, his crew in the legislature danced to a different tune, refusing to budge, even under the threat of federal cannon fire from the Trump fleet. With talk of future battles and pressure from the high seas, the political waters remain murky, and the crew must prepare fer whatever storms lie ahead!