Arrr, the Bills struck a deal with that swashbucklin’ Pro Bowler Joey Bosa for a year o’ treasure!
2025-03-12
Avast, mateys! The scallywags of the Buffalo Bills struck a deal with the mighty pass-rusher Joey Bosa, signing him for a treasure of $12.6 million after the Chargers cast him adrift. Aye, 'tis a right jolly haul for a swashbuckler of his caliber!
Arrr mateys! Gather ‘round, fer I’ve got a tale of a scallywag named Joey Bosa! This 29-year-old buccaneer be sailin’ from the Los Angeles Chargers straight into the arms of the Buffalo Bills, signin’ a shiny new contract worth 12.6 million doubloons fer a single year, aye! The Chargers let him go like a ship without a captain, all in the name of them pesky salary cap shenanigans.Now, this here Bosa lad was snatched up as the third pick in the grand draft of 2016, a true treasure from Ohio State, with 72 sacks in his nine seasons. But alas, the fates be cruel, and injuries plagued him like a cursed ship. Only 14 sacks over the past three seasons be a poor haul fer such a mighty hunter!
The Bills be lookin’ to fill a hole left by the former pass-rusher Von Miller, who set sail after a lackluster voyage. With Bosa in their ranks, they hope he’ll help bolster their ailing pass rush that finished a mere 18th in the league. So hoist the flags high and wish this landlubber luck as he joins the crew in Buffalo! Arrr!