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Arrr, JD Vance be sayin’ he'd rather watch the Buckeyes hoist the loot than sail to the fancy inauguration!

2025-01-11

Arrr, matey! The soon-to-be Vice Captain, JD Vance, be settin’ sail to watch his Buckeyes clash for glory while the grand inauguration be unfoldin’ in Washington! A fine pickle, indeed! Will he cheer for his crew or raise a toast to the new captain? Ha-ha!

Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of Vice President-elect JD Vance, an Ohio State alumnus, who be proclaiming this Buckeyes crew to be the finest he’s laid eyes upon in many a moon! The tale be set for the grand clash against Notre Dame in the national championship, a spectacle he be eager to behold!

But lo! A storm brews on the horizon! Ye see, the very same day the Buckeyes take the field, the swells of politics call Vance to the inauguration of President-elect Donald Trump! Aye, what a pickle he be in!

With a wink and a jest, Vance quipped on the social seas, "I be hopin’ everyone’s fine with me missin' the inauguration for a glimpse of the Buckeyes liftin’ their title!" He even spun a meme of his two choices: “Attend yer own inauguration” or “Go watch the Buckeyes claim glory!”

The Buckeyes be seekin’ their first national treasure since 2014, whilst Notre Dame be huntin’ for its 12th crown, the last wrangled in 1988. Vance, the proud pirate of Ohio, be settin’ sail for victory whilst Trump takes the helm of the White House! A delightful clash of titans, I say!

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