Arrr, Paige Spiranac be callin' fer the keel-haulin’ o’ that shady puttin' trick in the grand ol' golf seas!
2025-02-23
Arrr, matey! The fair lass Paige Spiranac be callin' for the banishment of the AimPoint sorcery, after spyin' a right terrible display o' it on the high seas of the LPGA! Shiver me timbers, ’tis a scandal fit for Davy Jones’ locker!
Arrr matey! Gather 'round, fer a tale o' the greens where the wicked debate rages like a tempest! The fair lass, Paige Spiranac, a golf influencer of some renown, be settin' sail against the nefarious AimPoint method, a trickery that 'tis said be slowin' the pace o' the grand PGA Tour!Ye see, Spiranac be witnessin’ a player dawdlin’ about with their AimPoint sorcery, a mere foot from the hole, causin' much grumblin' among those keen on a swift game. With a hearty shout, she declared, "Ban AimPoint!"—and who can blame her when rounds be takin’ longer than a pirate's voyage?
Lucas Glover, a PGA swashbuckler, echoed her sentiments on SiriusXm, claimin' AimPoint be as useful as a ship without sails, takin' too long fer naught but a wee gain in puttin' prowess. He spoke o' the rudeness of prancin' 'round near the hole, creatin' soft ground where no ball should land! Yet, some salty dogs argue that if more scallywags used AimPoint, the game might sail smoother.
As the winds blow, the PGA stands firm, lettin' AimPoint remain aboard the ship. But mark my words, the debate be far from over, and the tides of golf continue to churn! Yarrr!