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Arrr! T'Wolves and Pistons be clashin' like scallywags, ye see! Ejections flyin' like cannonballs, matey!

2025-03-31

Arrr, me hearties! On a raucous Sunday night, the Minnesota Timberwolves and the Detroit Pistons clashed like two ships in a squall during the second quarter o' their brawl! Fists flew faster than cannonballs, and it be a sight to make the bravest pirate chuckle!

Arrr mateys! Gather 'round for a tale of high seas and ruckus on the hardwood! On a fateful night, the scallywags of the Minnesota Timberwolves and the Detroit Pistons found themselves in a hullabaloo that spilled into the crowd like rum at a pirate feast!

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