Arrr, matey! Devers be stirrin' the pot with Bregman! "That treasure spot be mine, ye scallywag!"
2025-02-17
Arrr, matey! Alex Bregman be steppin' aboard the Boston Red Sox ship, causin' a ruckus with their prized parrot, Rafael Devers! The lad be squawkin' loud, sayin’ he ain’t budgin’ from third base, lest he be walkin’ the plank! A fine mess, it be!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale o' the Boston Red Sox and their merry crew, where a squabble brews between the doughty Rafael Devers and the new swashbuckler, Alex Bregman! Aye, Bregman, who be famed fer plundering the hot corner at third base fer the Houston Astros, now sets sail with the Red Sox, stirrin' the pot o' trouble, as Devers claims that territory fer his own!Devers, the seasoned captain of third base, be firmly plantin' his flag, declar'n, "Third base is my position!" He ain't budgin', no sir! The scallywag even gave a hearty "no" when asked if he'd consider bein' a designated hitter, lettin' it be known that he’s ready to defend his turf against any scurvy dog! Meanwhile, Bregman, fresh off a $120 million booty, might be itchin' to take the helm at third, but Devers ain't havin' it!
With both pirates resolute in their claims, Red Sox manager Alex Cora reassures the crew it be all for the good of the ship. As the spring training seas get choppy, the question remains: who’ll be the true captain of the hot corner? Grab yer popcorn, mateys, fer this be one wild ride in the world o’ baseball! Arrr!