Arrr, Riley be jabberin’ at AOC to hoist the sails on trans athletes in the lady leagues, since she’s gone all quiet-like!
2025-02-28
Arrr, matey! In the midst o' Alexandria Ocasion-Cortez's quietude on the matter o' trans athletes, Riley Gaines be throwin' a jolly invite fer the lass to hoist her flag on the other side o' the debate! Aye, ‘tis a merry game we be playin’!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the fine lass, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, who be silent like a ship in a calms. The tempest o' trans inclusion in the fairer sex's sports be brewin', and conservative wench Riley Gaines be challengin' AOC to hoist the Jolly Roger against it!Gaines, a bold soul, claims AOC could sway her Democratic crew to abandon the seas of lunacy. She reckoneth if AOC speaks against trans athletes, it’d be mere showmanship, yet still shore up her reputation! “Even if we disagree on many a matter,” says Gaines, “I’d tip me hat to her!” Yet AOC be playin’ coy, not weighin' in since her last grand speech where she likened a bill to empowerin' scallywags and called trans girls, well, girls! This sparked a ruckus, even among her own crew!
With Trump’s grand order banishin' trans inclusion, the Democrats be in a pickle, tryin' to distance themselves from the controversy. Polls show a mighty number of landlubbers, even Democrats, be against the notion of trans athletes in women’s sports. It seems like the tide be turnin' and AOC be needin’ to chart a new course lest she sink in the political waters! So, let’s raise a tankard to this wild saga! Arrr!