Arrr, the Bengals be makin’ Ja’Marr Chase the richest scallywag not throwin' the pigskin in NFL lore!
2025-03-17
Arrr! The scallywags of the Cincinnati Bengals be hoisting the Jolly Roger for two fine mates—Ja’Marr Chase and Tee Higgins! Aye, they inked their names to hefty treasure maps of contracts, ensuring these swabs be catchin’ passes like seagulls at a feast. Avast, the crew be ready for plunder!
Ahoy mateys, gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of the Cincinnati Bengals, who’ve struck gold with their fine lads, Ja'Marr Chase and Tee Higgins! Aye, they’ve locked 'em in for four years o' plunderin’ contracts that’d make even Davy Jones green with envy!Chase, that speedy scallywag, has become the highest-paid non-quarterback in all the seven seas of the NFL, with a treasure worth a whopping $161 million, includin' $112 million guaranteed! Blimey, that’s more doubloons than a pirate crew could hoard in a lifetime!
As fortune would have it, Tee Higgins joined in on the riches with his own bounty of $115 million, makin' him the mightiest No. 2 receiver to ever sail the NFL seas. These lads be making waves and settin' the standard for all wideouts, as their captain, Joe Burrow, has been championing their cause like a true buccaneer!
Despite the last seas bein' a bit stormy and missin' the playoffs twice, Chase showed his mettle on the field, leadin' the league in receptions, yards, and touchdowns – a feat rare as a mermaid's kiss! So raise yer tankards to these fine gents, who be destined for greatness on the high seas of football!