Arrr, the Ravens be tossin' back Pro Bowl matey Diontae Johnson after a wild squall o' antics!
2024-12-20
Arrr, matey! After reelin’ in but a single pass for a mere six yards in four battles with the Ravens crew, Diontae Johnson was sent adrift, markin’ the end of his stormy voyage with the scallywags! Aye, a short and wild ride, indeed!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of a most unfortunate coupling 'twixt the notorious Baltimore Ravens and a scallywag by the name of Diontae Johnson. This ill-fated alliance, forged in the fiery depths of October, promised to electrify the Ravens' offense, but alas! It was as useful as a ship with a hole in her hull.Upon his arrival, Johnson made but a single catch good fer a meager six yards—nay more! A true calamity, it be! With the Ravens showin' him the plank, they waved him off on a fine Friday, quicker than a fish can swim! Aye, the crew had enough of his antics, especially when he shunned a tussle against them Eagles and was excused from practice like a landlubber avoidin' a storm.
From the lowly Carolina Panthers to the Ravens, Johnson thought he’d struck gold, yet now he be searchin' for his third ship in as many months! With but four games played and a paltry catch to his name, the Ravens are movin' on faster than a cannonball! So, as they prepare to clash with the Pittsburgh Steelers, one wonders if Diontae will find a port to call home or be cast adrift forever! Arrr!