"Arrr, matey! Lions lost their swift sea dog Ben to them scurvy Bears, a right jolly blow, says the champ!"
2025-01-22
Arrr, matey! The great Lomas Brown, a champion of the Super Bowl seas, spun a yarn 'bout the Detroit Lions, losin’ their cunning coordinator Ben Johnson to them scallywags, the Chicago Bears. He shared this tale on the OutKick galleon, “Don’t @ Me with Dan Dakich!” Aye, what a jest!
“Now we be facin' him twice a year!” cried Brown, as he waved his hook in despair. With the Lions sinkin' to the bottom like a sunken ship against the Washington Commanders, it stings all the more to see Johnson join the enemy ranks. Brown fears this be just the start, with other crew members like Aaron Glenn and Hank Fraley also eyein' new ships to sail on!
With the winds of change blowin', and the ship of the Lions rockin', the crew be wonderin' if this be the year to hoist the trophy or if they’ll be driftin’ in stormy seas for yet another season. So let us raise a pint of grog to the tumultuous tides ahead in this grand adventure called football!