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"Arrr, matey! Lions lost their swift sea dog Ben to them scurvy Bears, a right jolly blow, says the champ!"

2025-01-22

Arrr, matey! The great Lomas Brown, a champion of the Super Bowl seas, spun a yarn 'bout the Detroit Lions, losin’ their cunning coordinator Ben Johnson to them scallywags, the Chicago Bears. He shared this tale on the OutKick galleon, “Don’t @ Me with Dan Dakich!” Aye, what a jest!

"Arrr, matey! Lions lost their swift sea dog Ben to them scurvy Bears, a right jolly blow, says the champ!"

Ahoy, mateys! It be a dark day on the high seas o’ the NFL, as the dreaded Ben Johnson be settin' sail from the Detroit Lions to take the helm o’ the Chicago Bears! Arrr, Lomas Brown, a true sea dog and Super Bowl champ, be lamentin’ the loss o’ their top coordinator after a bitter playoff defeat. “It be another body blow,” he bellowed, like a cannon blast into the night, as fans be grumblin' over his treacherous choice to join the Bears, their fiercest rivals!

“Now we be facin' him twice a year!” cried Brown, as he waved his hook in despair. With the Lions sinkin' to the bottom like a sunken ship against the Washington Commanders, it stings all the more to see Johnson join the enemy ranks. Brown fears this be just the start, with other crew members like Aaron Glenn and Hank Fraley also eyein' new ships to sail on!

With the winds of change blowin', and the ship of the Lions rockin', the crew be wonderin' if this be the year to hoist the trophy or if they’ll be driftin’ in stormy seas for yet another season. So let us raise a pint of grog to the tumultuous tides ahead in this grand adventure called football!

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