The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, Bill be eyein' UNC, not fretin' over the Patriots, now that his landlubber replacement walked the plank!

2025-01-06

Arrr, matey! The New England scallywags be tossin' out the lad who filled me boots after just a season! Bill Belichick, that sly old sea dog, be lettin' out a hearty laugh whilst fixin' his gaze on the shores of UNC. Aye, the winds of change be blowin'!

Aye, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about ol' Bill Belichick, the swashbucklin' coach who once plundered six shiny Super Bowl rings with the New England Patriots. But lo! His former matey, Jerod Mayo, got the boot after but a single season, leavin' Belichick more concerned 'bout his new crew at the North Carolina Tar Heels than the tumultuous seas of Foxborough.

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