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Arrr, young Duke matey Cooper Flagg be gettin' a nod from ol' Larry Bird, like gold in a treasure chest!

2025-02-26

Arrr, matey! The famed captain of the court, Coach Jim Boeheim, be singin' praises fer the young swashbuckler Cooper Flagg o' Duke! Spotted on the high seas o' OutKick's "Don't @ Me with Dan Dakich," he be flatterin' the lad like a treasure chest full o' gold! Aye!

Avast ye, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of the mighty college basketball coach, Jim Boeheim, who be singin' the praises of the young lad, Cooper Flagg, a star of Duke's basketball crew! Aye, the old sea dog, now a spry 80, likened the swashbucklin' Flagg to the legendary Larry Bird, albeit a speedier version with a shot that’s still findin' its mark!

In a grand display of skill, this 18-year-old from Maine be rackin' up nearly 20 points a game, whilst pullin’ down rebounds like a true buccaneer and assistin' his mates on Duke’s ship, which sails a fine 24-3. Boeheim, a seasoned captain of the coaching seas, declares Flagg the finest in all the college leagues, laughin’ at those who dare question his prowess. “They must be watchin’ barnacles grow!” he quips, lettin’ no one steer him off course!

With grit and a fierce spirit, Flagg be a defender of the highest order, not backin’ down from any scallywag! If the lad lives up to Boeheim's lofty words, he may just be the next legend on the high seas of basketball, followin' in Bird's illustrious wake, and makin’ whichever crew that snags him as happy as a clam at high water!

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