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Arrr! WWE NXT lass Roxanne be gasp'in like a fish outta water at Ricky Starks’ unexpected swagger, aye!

2025-02-13

Arrr, matey! WWE NXT lass Roxanne Perez be spillin' the beans on her jolly surprise when Ricky Starks, that scallywag, burst forth like a cannonball as the curtain fell on Tuesday's spectacle! She nearly dropped her grog in shock! Shiver me timbers, what a sight!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I regale ye with a tale from the raucous world of pro wrasslin’! On the fateful night of Tuesday, a swashbuckler by the name of Ricky Starks made a grand entrance, catchin’ the whole realm by storm, just hours after bein’ tossed from the ship of All Elite Wrestling!

Among them taken aback was the fierce lass, Roxanne Perez. This two-time champion, who’s eyein’ a third golden belt at the NXT Vengeance Day festivities, beamed with glee upon layin’ eyes on her old mate. “Blimey! I didn’t even know he’d be showin’ up!” she exclaimed, reminiscin’ about their youthful days back in Texas, where they both learned the ropes of this fine trade.

When Starks strutted into the arena, the crowd roared like a fleet of cannons, for he declared, “If NXT be the future, then ye be needin’ a superstar!” Aye, he be the hottest free agent in the waters! As the winds of change blow through the wrestling seas, Perez hopes to join forces with Starks in the ring, all while she battles for her championship in a furious four-way clash.

So, prepare yer flags for Vengeance Day, set to unfurl in Washington D.C. on Saturday! Yarrr!

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