Arrr! WWE matey be shiverin' in his boots, fearin' the love-struck swabs in the crowd be after his treasure!
2025-01-30
Arrr, me hearties! Asuka, that fearsome mat maiden of 43 moons, be shoutin’ from the crow’s nest about feelin’ like a fish in a barrel after runnin’ afoul o’ some overzealous landlubbers! Beware, ye scallywags, or ye may find yerselves walkin’ the plank!
Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of the fair Asuka, a lass of great renown in the wrestling seas, who be feeling the tempest of unwanted affections from her faithful admirers. A four-time champion in the WWE, she finds herself in a perilous situation, havin' to summon the constables after some fans went a tad too far with their romantic advances. Aye, her heart be not up for grabs, mateys!The lass, known in her land as Kanako Urai, took to the high-tide of X to share her woes, claimin', "I’ve been feeling in danger recently." She fears the portents of fan encounters, be it at the bustling airport or on the treacherous streets, where shadows of hope and threats mingle. She beseeches her fans to cease the romantic notions, callin’ such thoughts "100% pointless!" Arrr, that be a bold proclamation, indeed!
But it ain’t just her in the stormy seas of fandom! Another star, Sonya Deville, faced a rogue sailor with nefarious intentions, armed with a knife and vile tools, intent on abduction. By the beard of Neptune, what a world we live in!
So heed this warning, ye hearty pirates: keep yer love for wrestlers in check, lest ye find yerself in Davy Jones' locker! Fair winds to Asuka as she sails through these troublesome waters!