Arrr! JD Vance be sayin’ Daniel Penny’s settin’ sail fer the Army-Navy game after dodgin’ the noose in court!
2024-12-13
Arrr, me hearties! Vice President-elect JD Vance be spillin' the beans that ol' Daniel Penny be joinin' him at the grand Army-Navy hullabaloo in Maryland this Saturday! A jolly good time, I say! Let’s hoist a tankard and keep the cannons firing!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale of high seas and even higher jinks! Vice President-elect JD Vance, that scallywag of politics, be havin' the brave sailor Daniel Penny as his guest at the grand Army-Navy game in Landover, Maryland! Aye, this be a fine spectacle for all to see!Penny, a stout-hearted Marine veteran, found himself in a stormy sea of trouble after dealin' with a scallywag named Jordan Neely aboard a train. Neely, a wild man shoutin’ threats whilst under the influence of some foul substance, met his fate at Penny's hands, and the courts found him not guilty—arrr, what a twist!
Vance be confirm'in this grand invitation, proclaiming Penny a good lad who had a backbone amidst the chaos. He be hopin’ the brave lad appreciates the cheers of his fellow citizens! And what’s this? President-elect Donald Trump be joinin' the fray in the suite, watchin' the Black Knights clash with the Midshipmen like two ships in a tempest!
With a season full of victories, these teams be battlin’ for glory, and Trump’s return be makin' waves as he sails to the stands once more! So, hoist the sails, me hearties! This be a day of valor, sport, and a right good laugh on the high seas of football! Yarrr!