Arrr! That lad Ashton Jeanty be a treasure of talent, a real gem, says his college captain!
2025-03-27
Arrr, matey! Coach James Montgomery of Boise State be chattin' with Fox News about the fine lad Ashton Jeanty, a true treasure of a prospect for the NFL Draft! This season, he be breakin' records like a ship in high seas! Aye, what a jolly good time!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to the tale of Ashton Jeanty, the swashbucklin' running back from Boise State, who ran the field like a tempest at sea! This lad be just 21 and already churned out 2,601 yards and a mighty 29 touchdowns, settin’ the seas ablaze with a record rivalin’ only the great Barry Sanders. Aye, he be a true treasure!Now, his coach, James Montgomery, be no landlubber either! He thought young Jeanty would share the booty with another, but lo and behold, George Holani went down quicker than a ship in a storm, and Ashton seized the helm! In his sophomore year, he amassed 1,347 yards and 14 touchdowns while catchin’ passes like a seasoned sailor catchin’ fish!
The lad didn’t just train; nay! He entered “dark mode,” poundin’ the training deck like a ship’s anchor in a gale. When the season commenced, he burst forth like a cannonball, rackin’ up 267 yards and six touchdowns in a wild win against Georgia Southern! Aye, the crew knew then they had a gem aboard!
But alas, though he nearly claimed the Heisman, the seas of competition be fierce. Now he sets sail for the NFL draft, and his absence be a storm brewin’ for Boise State. May the winds guide him to glory, for he be a true legend in the makin’! Yarrr!