Arrr, matey! Without Caitlin's guiding star, the crew's adrift, like a ship without its captain!
2025-01-10
Arrr, mateys! Coach Jan Jensen be squawkin’ to the landlubbers 'bout her crew’s shortage o’ wise old sea dogs, what with the lass Caitlin Clark settin’ sail for greener pastures! Aye, the ship be needin’ some seasoned hands to steer through troubled waters!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I bring ye tidings from the court of Iowa, where the fair maidens of the basketball sea be sailin' without their star cannonball, Caitlin Clark, who be off plunderin’ in the WNBA! Aye, Coach Jan Jensen be guidin' her crew through stormy waters this season, startin' off with a record of 12-4, though the Big 10 seas be rough, with only two wins among five matches.After bein' clobbered by Illinois, Coach Jensen lamented the lack o' seasoned scallywags to steer the ship, claimin' the young crew be lackin' the wisdom o' experience. "I can’t compare to the past," she said, likely wishin' fer Clark’s magical touch that once led 'em to the championship shores. That lass be breakin' records and capturin' hearts as the NCAA’s finest, no doubt!
On February 2nd, a grand ceremony be planned to retire Clark’s jersey — No. 22 will forever hang high in the rafters, honorin' the finest player to ever grace the court, and she'll be there to bask in the glory! But beware, me hearties, for not all be celebratin', as some grumblers raise their voices over Time’s pickin' of Clark as Athlete of the Year, stirrin' the pot o' controversy!
So, raise a tankard to the Hawkeyes, may their sails catch the wind, and may they find their way, even if it be a wee bit bumpy! Arrr!