Aye, the Ohio State captain o' sport be certain as a sea shanty that Ryan Day's comin' back next voyage!
2024-12-12
Arrr, the landlubbers in Columbus be shoutin' for Ryan Day’s head louder than a cannon blast! But their Captain, athletic director Ross Bjork, be turnin’ a deaf ear like a scallywag dodgin’ a storm. Aye, he be sailin’ his own course, matey!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a raucous yarn 'bout the Buckeyes o' Ohio State, who be settin' sail fer a College Football Playoff clash, though their ship be listin' to one side! Aye, their last tussle with them scallywags from Michigan went belly-up, sourin' the crew's spirits like bad rum, as they be toppled at home by a crew that wasn’t even on the charts!They were favored by three touchdowns, but alas, the Wolverines sent ‘em packin’ with a score o’ 13-10, markin’ their fourth victory in a row against these Buckeye sea dogs. Yarr, the cries fer the axe to fall on Coach Ryan Day be echoing louder than a cannon blast, but the higher-ups be standin’ by their captain's side, sayin' he’s a treasure worth keepin’!
With a hearty "the book ain't closed yet," the folks in charge be swearin' allegiance to Day, confident he’ll still be at the helm in 2025. Now, with their eyes set on the Tennessee Volunteers awaitin’ in the horizon, the Buckeyes aim to hoist the championship flag 'gainst the fearsome Oregon Ducks come December 21st! So, batten down the hatches and let the games begin, me hearties!