Arrr! Tiger Woods be takin’ leave from the Genesis tourney, mournin’ his dear mum's sailin' to Davy Jones' locker!
2025-02-10
Arrr, matey! On the morn of Monday, the famed Tiger Woods be lettin’ slip he shan't be swingin' his clubs at the Genesis Invitational, for he be still ponderin' the loss of his dear mum. The heart of a pirate be heavy, indeed! Savvy?
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the illustrious Tiger Woods, who be takin' a break from the Genesis Invitational, he be! The reason? He be still navigatin' the stormy seas of grief after the loss of his dear mother, Kultida, who sailed off to Davy Jones' locker at the ripe age of 78.Just last week, Tiger shared the sorrowful news, and it seems the poor lad ain't quite ready to swing his trusty club just yet. “I planned to tee it up this week, but I’m just not ready,” he lamented, though he knew his mum would be cheerin' from the great beyond. Aye, the kind-hearted crew of the golfing world be sendin' their condolences, includin' none other than the captain himself, President Trump, who took a swing with Tiger before settin' sail for the Super Bowl festivities.
Trump, in his own flamboyant way, offered his sympathies, sayin' Kultida was an amazing influence on our Tiger, bless her soul! And so, with wildfires causin' a ruckus, the Genesis Invitational be movin' to Torrey Pines, awaitin' the return of our golfing hero, who be hopin' to muster up the strength to join his crew once again. Fair winds, Tiger! Arrr!