The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! Mike Evans, the swashbucklin’ Buc, snags a treasure o’ $3 million on the last play! What a jolly haul!

2025-01-05

Arrr matey! That scallywag Mike Evans of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers be needin' 85 yards to etch his name in NFL lore and plunder a treasure chest of $3 million doubloons in Week 18! Aye, what a merry chase for glory and gold!

Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale o' glory on the gridiron, where the Tampa Bay Buccaneers be hoistin' the skull 'n crossbones high after vanquishin' the New Orleans Saints to claim the NFC South treasure! Aye, it be Week 18, and the stakes be higher than a crow's nest in a storm!

As the sands o' time slipped away, ye might reckon our swashbucklin' captain, quarterback Baker Mayfield, would just kneel and let the winds blow. But nay! This landlubber had other schemes afoot! He sought to help his trusty mate, Mike Evans, plunder a bounty of $3 million and carve his name in the annals of NFL history!

Evans, needing five catches 'n 85 yards, was no ordinary deckhand; he aimed to be the very first to set sail with 11 seasons of 1,000 yards! With the game on the line, Mayfield launched a quick pass, and lo and behold! Evans snagged it, baggin' nine yards and hittin’ his mark! The crowd roared like a tempest, and Evans tossed the ball high as a pirate's flag!

With 1,004 yards in his treasure chest, Evans not only earned his booty but also led his crew into the playoffs! Yarrr, the Bucs be awaitin' their next conquest, and Evans shall feast on a $666,666 bonus for his exploits! What a grand adventure on the high seas of football!

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