Arrr! Governor Morrisey be callin' fer an inquiry o' the NCAA, after the Mountaineers got scuttled from the tourney!
2025-03-17
Arrr, matey! West Virginia's brave Mountaineers be cast aside like a barnacle on the hull! Governor Morrisey be shoutin' foul play, threat'nin' to unleash legal cannon fire! He calls it a "miscarriage of justice," as if the NCAA be blind as a one-eyed sea rat! Avast, what a hullabaloo!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of woe and misfortune that befell the brave lads of the West Virginia Mountaineers! A fine state representative, none other than Governor Patrick Morrisey, took to the high seas of the press conference, brandishing a sign that cried "National Corrupt Athletic Association!" after his beloved team found themselves cast away from the NCAA Tournament, left to walk the plank of disappointment!With a record of 19-13, the Mountaineers were as close as a rum barrel to the treasure, but alas! A shocking defeat to the lowly Colorado crew dashed their hopes like a ship in a storm. "This be a miscarriage of justice!" Morrisey roared, demanding an investigation into the selection committee's shady dealings. He even suggested foul play, pondering if past legal battles stirred up a grudge, making the committee treat his team like scallywags!
Despite boasting six victories against top-ranked foes, the Mountaineers were snubbed, while North Carolina—who barely scraped by—sailed right in! Morrisey, in a fit of disbelief, declared it "outrageous," while the head coach and athletic director lamented their crew’s hard work in vain. So here we are, left to ponder: did the Mountaineers truly deserve a spot, or be it just another tale of treachery on the stormy seas of college basketball?