Arrr, during the March Madness fray, a scallywag flung his grog bottle, splashin’ chaos like a tempest on the sea!
2025-03-20
Arrr, matey! A vexed scallywag launched a water flask at the Creighton crew whilst they be battlin' the Louisville lads in the grand March Madness clash! What a sight to behold, a fan’s fury spillin’ more than a bilge rat on a stormy night!
Arrr, matey! In the wild seas of March Madness, the eighth-seeded Louisville Cardinals found themselves sunk by the no. 9 Creighton crew, takin’ a hefty blow of 89 to 75 in their own Kentucky waters! Aye, 'twas a rough voyage indeed!As the clock ticked down, tempers flared hotter than a cannon blast! Coach Pat Kelsey, bless 'im, caught a technical foul for raisin’ his voice at the officials, but lo! That be the least of their troubles. A scallywag from the crowd tossed a full water bottle onto the court, near the Creighton ship, causin' quite a ruckus, no doubt! The play-by-play swabbie, Brian Anderson, proclaimed it dangerous enough to make even Davy Jones proud!
Meanwhile, Jamiya Neal beamin’ bright with 29 points like a treasure chest, and Steven Ashworth hittin’ shots from afar, led the Bluejays to victory! The good ship Creighton, now sailin’ into the Round of 32, be a force to reckon with, havin’ won five openers in a row! Coach Kelsey gave a nod to the better crew that day, but his Cardinals, with a record of 27-8, be lookin’ to chart a new course next time.
So, gather 'round, ye landlubbers, for 'tis but a tale of highs and lows in the grand saga of March Madness!