The Booty Report

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"Arrr, Boise State be hailed fer givin' up the gold, 'cause a San Jose lass stood in their way! Har har!"

2024-11-28

Arrr, matey! The fair lasses o’ Boise State be havin’ hoisted the white flag 'fore San Jose State and their shipmate, the dashing Blaire Fleming! Aye, 'twas a match they scuttled, leavin’ us all chucklin’ like a crew o’ drunken sea dogs!

Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale of the Lady Broncos o' Boise State, who found themselves in a pickle o' a situation! Aye, they faced the prospect of battlin' against a fierce trans player, Blaire Fleming, from the San Jose State crew. Instead o’ battlin’ on the court, the Lady Broncos decided to hoist the white flag and forfeit the semifinals o' the Mountain West tournament, givin’ SJSU a free ride to the finals!

After vanquishin’ the Utah State buccaneers, the Lady Broncos thought they’d sail smoothly, but alas! They took a look at their next foe and said, “Nay, we shan't risk it!” So they scuttled off, leavin' SJSU to claim victory without a single cannonball fired. The decision was as thorny as a sea urchin, but they claimed it was for the future o' all athletes, hopin’ fer a system that be fairer than a pirate's code!

The sea of social media was abuzz with praise fer the Broncos’ gallant decision, but it was the third time they’d given SJSU the ol' heave-ho this season! With SJSU cruisin’ to the finals without breakin' a sweat, it seems the only treasure they found was an easy path to glory. So, hoist yer tankards and raise a cheer fer these swashbucklers, navigatin’ the choppy waters of sport with a hearty laugh! Yarrr!

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