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Arrr! Texas matey Quinn Ewers be sportin' a Trump tie clip before the big College Football showdown! What a scallywag!

2024-12-21

Arrr, matey! Quinn Ewers of Texas strutted into the grand arena donning a glitterin' gold Trump tie clip, like a parrot on a pirate’s shoulder, ready to battle the fearsome Clemson Tigers this Saturday. Aye, 'tis a sight to behold, a true swashbuckler of the gridiron!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a lad named Quinn Ewers, a swashbucklin' quarterback for the Texas Longhorns! As the sea of college football be roilin' with excitement, our brave Ewers be preparin' for a grand battle against the Clemson Tigers, donned in a fine navy blue suit striped whiter than a ship's sails in the moonlight.

This dapper lad sported a bold red tie, glimmerin' gold tie clip emblazoned with "Trump," showin' his political colors as bright as a Jolly Roger! After the near-miss on the great captain’s life, Ewers couldn't resist sharin' a pic of the president-elect, fist held high, like a true matey ready fer a fight. He even saluted Trump with a "Legendary" post, akin to a pirate brandishin' his cutlass!

It seems many a lad in the sports arena be rallyin' 'round Trump since his election victory, with some even dancin’ the YMCA like a crew of merry buccaneers! Now, as the Longhorns be leadin' 28-10 at the half, the stakes be high for the winner who sails forth to the Peach Bowl on New Year’s Day. So hoist the sails and let the games begin! Arrr!

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