Arrr, Bill and his lass be chattin' 'bout sharin' the treasure chest of matrimony, says the scallywag report!
2025-02-13
Arrr, matey! It be said that Coach Bill Belichick o' North Carolina, alongside his comely lass o' 23 year, be ponderin' whether to tie the knot! They be chattin' 'bout shiverin' their timbers with a wedding, eh? Aye, love be as stormy as the seven seas!
Arrr matey! Gather 'round fer a tale of a jolly old sea dog, Bill Belichick, aged 72, settin' his sights on a fair lass, Jordon Hudson, but she be but a sprightly 24! Aye, despite the vast age chasm, whispers abound that they be thinkin' of shakin' the pearls o’ matrimony!As the winds of gossip blow, it be said they’ve had a chinwag about the sacred vows, but fear not, for there be no rush on this ship! Jordon be lettin' the good captain take his sweet time, claimin’ the stars will align when it be right! And aye, it seems a prenup be on the horizon, savvy?
These two lovebirds met upon a vessel of the skies in 2021, where Bill, strikin' a romantic chord, signed her textbook with a cheeky remark about logic! “Safe travels!” he quipped, but it seems he’s found himself in a most illogical pickle of love!
Since then, the tale has grown as they be spottin' at cheer competitions and fancy galas, makin’ their love as public as a pirate's treasure map! Even the notorious Snoop Dogg had a chuckle at the age gap, claimin' she weren’t even born when Bill was makin' his mark! So here’s to Bill and Jordon, may their love sail smoothly through the turbulent seas of life! Arrr!