Arrr! Archie be swallowin' his words like a fish swallows bait 'bout young Arch joinin' them scurvy Cowboys!
2024-12-12
Arrr, matey! Archie Manning be takin’ back his blabber 'bout wantin’ his lad, Arch, to don the star of the Cowboys after he sails the seas at Texas. Seems like even a pirate can’t always steer the ship right! Har har har!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of Archie Manning, a buccaneer of the gridiron seas and grandad to young Arch Manning, a sprightly lad from Texas. Archie, bless his soul, stirred the pot when he blurted out his wish for the lad to don the colors of the infamous Cowboys in the NFL. Aye, he said it right off the bat like a true salty sea dog!“I hope he’ll play three years in Texas; I hope he’ll play three more years,” he bellowed, sparking a mighty ruckus among the scallywags of social media. But lo and behold! Just as the wind changed, Archie backtracked faster than a ship in full sail, claiming, “It got out of hand!” It seems he was just bein’ friendly-like with a patron at his pub, not knowin’ the words would sail across the vast ocean of TikTok!
Now, if ye be ponderin’ why the Cowboys be a curious choice, ye best know that Eli, Archie’s own spawn, sailed with the rival Giants! Plus, with Dak Prescott's hefty treasure chest tied up for years, young Arch might have to wait in the crow’s nest! But fear not, for the lad be havin’ his own adventures, startin’ three games and showin’ the skills of a true captain! Keep yer eyes peeled for him in the bowl against them Clemson Tigers, eh? Aye, the thrill of the hunt be upon us!