Arrr! That scallywag Trey Lance, once a prized draft pick, be makin' waves in the CFL seas, savvy?
2025-03-30
Arrr matey! The CFL’s Saskatchewan Roughriders be spottin’ Trey Lance on their treasure map, as his swashbucklin’ days with them Dallas Cowboys be sinkin’ in the offseason! Aye, let the rum flow as they be schemin’ to snag the lad! Ha ha!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to the tale of one Trey Lance, a lad once thought to be the next great pirate of the gridiron seas! The San Francisco 49ers, in their fervor, traded a mighty treasure o’ picks to the Miami Dolphins to snatch this quarterback at the third spot in the draft, thinkin' he be the captain of their ship for years to come!Trey, a fierce warrior from North Dakota State, dazzled all with his cannon of an arm and swift legs, makin' waves in his full season with 2,786 yards and 28 touchdowns. Yet, alas, the fickle winds of fate blew harshly, and his dreams of glory were dashed as he found himself benched and later injured, whilst another scallywag, Brock Purdy, took the helm.
After a brief stint with the Dallas Cowboys, the lad found himself cast aside, like a shipwrecked sailor. Yet, lo and behold! The Saskatchewan Roughriders in the CFL have taken a keen interest, offerin’ him a lifeboat in the stormy seas of football! Fear not, for the lad’s journey be far from over — many a quarterback has sailed the CFL before returning to the grand NFL seas! So hoist the sails for Trey’s next adventure, me mateys!