Arrr! Ex-Governor Cooper be throwin' shade at Rantanen, like a scallywag after a trade from the Hurricanes, savvy?
2025-03-07
Arrr, matey! Roy Cooper, the ex-governor of Carolina's fair shores, be takin' a jolly jab at the swashbucklin’ Mikko Rantanen after that scallywag set sail to the Dallas Stars. Blimey! Even the sea be laughin' at this trade!
Ahoy there, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of a former ruler of North Carolina, Roy Cooper, who be takin’ a jibe at the wayward Mikko Rantanen, a scallywag who recently set sail from the Carolina Hurricanes to join the Dallas Stars crew!This Rantanen lad, aged 28, be a bit of a landlubber during his short stint, netting but two goals in a measly 13 matches after bein’ traded from the Colorado Avalanche. Aye, the Hurricanes thought they struck gold, but alas, ‘twas a folly of a deal! They cast him off like a rotten fish, givin’ him a one-way ticket to the Stars along with a bag of treasure: two first-round picks and more!
With a wink and a grin, Cooper quipped on the social seas, “Bad turnover, Mikko! Ye’d have loved it here, but ye didn’t give North Carolina a fair shake!” Meanwhile, Rantanen’s set to sign a grand contract worth twelve million doubloons a year for eight years. Aye, the lad may be better suited in Texas after all!
So, hoist the sails and let loose the cannons, for the Hurricanes be ready to chase the Carolina Cup, while Rantanen charts his course with the Stars! Arrr!