Arrr! Chase Brown be miffed 'bout a fine fer leapin' into that Salvation Army pot! 'Twas just a tasty bait!
2024-12-19
Arrr, matey! Chase Brown, the swashbucklin' Bengals scallywag, be feelin' foul about the hefty gold piece he lost fer takin' a dive into the Salvation Army's kettle at AT&T Stadium! Aye, he thought it be a jolly good splash, not a treasure hunt gone awry! Har har har!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of Chase Brown, a daring scallywag o' the Cincinnati Bengals. In a grand battle against the Dallas Cowboys at the famed AT&T Stadium, our bold running back seized glory with a 19-yard touchdown pass from the gallant Joe Burrow, putting the Bengals ahead. He then made a splashy jump into a mighty fine kettle, that belonging to none other than The Salvation Army, as if he were diving for treasure!But alas, the winds of fate be fickle! Just days later, the league’s sea dogs slapped a fine of $5,000 on our jolly hero for his festive frolic. "I'll be appealin’ it," he declared, eyeing the bounty with a twinkle in his eye. He suggested they cut the fine in half and send it to The Salvation Army instead, for there be kettles aplenty on the field, a veritable trap for unwary landlubbers!
Though the NFL has a history of doin' such to those who dance with the kettles, Brown, the Bengals’ prized treasure from the draft, remains undeterred. With 832 rushing yards and a swag of touchdowns, he be ready to sail forth and plunder more glory on the gridiron seas! So hoist the sails, me mateys, for Chase Brown's adventure be far from over!