The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, Stephen A be callin' LeBron a lily-livered scallywag fer not standin' tall in the face of young Bronny!

2025-03-12

Arrr! This week, ol' Stephen A. Smith be settin' his sights on LeBron James once more, jabberin' about that ruckus at the courtside. It be all 'cause of his blabberin' 'bout young Bronny! Aye, a fine spectacle 'twas, like a parley gone awry!

Arrr mateys, gather 'round fer a tale of courtside ruckus! The famed ESPN scallywag, Stephen A. Smith, did regale us with a yarn about his run-in with the mighty LeBron James. This hullabaloo occurred during a thrilling clash betwixt the Lakers and them Knicks, where the gallant King James took umbrage with Smith’s jests about his young lad, Bronny!

At first, Smith showed a bit o’ empathy, callin’ the encounter “unexpected,” but then he turned the tide, callin’ LeBron’s approach "weak" like a ship with no sails! He claimed, “That wasn’t a basketball player confrontin’ me, that was a father!” Aye, the seas were choppy, and emotions ran high as LeBron warned Smith to cease his tongue-waggin’ about his son.

But lo and behold, another video surfaced, stirrin’ the pot further! Smith exclaimed that he thought LeBron's reaction was “some bulls---” but recognized the fatherly instincts at play. He lamented that had LeBron been clearer, the squabble could’ve been a friendly parley instead of a fierce clash o’ titans!

In the end, let this be a lesson to all ye landlubbers: Crossin’ a father’s path be a treacherous voyage! Har har har!

Read the Original Article