Arrr! A scallywag Bengals matey be feastin’ on free pizza, as their crew sails towards playoff treasure after bestin’ the Browns!
2024-12-22
Arrr, me hearties! The Cincinnati Bengals crew sailed away from Sunday's skirmish with a grand victory! And thanks to a lucky scallywag, they be feastin' on a slice o' free pizza! Aye, who knew sportin' a jolly good time could fill yer belly too!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round and lend an ear to a tale from the mighty Cincinnati Bengals’ battleground, where a brave fan donned in an Evan McPherson jersey became the hero of the day. With a kick as true as a compass needle, he booted a 40-yard field goal, earning all scallywags in Paycor Stadium a feast of free pizza! Aye, it be a part of the "Slice the Uprights" challenge, where a successful kick from the 30-yard line bequeaths slices to the entire crew!But the revelry didn’t end there, me hearties! The gallant Joe Burrow, a captain of the gridiron seas, completed 23 of 30 passes, racking up 252 yards and three touchdowns to trounce the treacherous Cleveland Browns, 24-6! His trusty mate, Ja’Marr Chase, netted six catches, amassing a whopping 1,510 yards this season, breaking his own franchise record.
And let’s not forget young Cade York, who stepped in for the injured McPherson and launched a record-setting 59-yard field goal, tying the franchise mark. With the Bengals now sailing at 7-8, they set their sights on the Denver Broncos, ready for the next battle on the horizon! Yarrr, what a glorious day for the crew!