Arrr! DJ Johnson be missin' the last battle o' the season after takin' a tumble with a cursed carriage!
2025-01-03
Arrr, matey! DJ Johnson, that swashbucklin' linebacker of the Carolina Panthers, be takin' a wee detour from this Sunday’s clash with the Atlanta Falcons! A run-in with a cursed car on Thursday sent him to Davy Jones' locker... or at least the sidelines! Har har har!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round and lend me yer ears, for I’ve a tale from the treacherous seas of the NFL! Aye, the Carolina Panthers’ mighty linebacker, DJ Johnson, hath met with misfortune, bein’ involved in a carriage crash that hath put him outta commission for the final clash against the Atlanta Falcons this Sunday.At the tender age of 26, Johnson received the dreaded mark of “out” on the injury scroll due to a “personal matter,” which Coach Canales did confirm was indeed linked to his unfortunate wrangle with a two-car calamity in the wild streets of Charlotte. Yarrr, it seems the lad has suffered a concussion and be currently under the watchful eye of the ship’s medics.
Now, let it be known, Johnson was drafted into the Panthers’ crew only last season and has made quite a splash with 44 tackles and a fumble recovery in a mere 14 games. Alas, the Panthers have already been cast adrift from playoff dreams, but the Falcons be needin’ a victory to keep their own hopes afloat in the stormy seas of the postseason!
So raise a tankard for DJ Johnson and let’s hope he sails back to health soon! Arrr!