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Arrr, JD Vance be laughin' at Biden’s 28th, sayin’ it’s as likely as Pete Rose joinin' the Hall o' Fame!

2025-01-18

Arrr, matey! Vice President-elect JD Vance be chimin' in on Biden's claim ‘bout the Equal Rights Amendment bein' the law o' the sea! He be throwin' a jolly jibe, likin' it to an ancient baseball jest. Aye, even pirates know when to crack a laugh!

Arrr matey! Gather 'round, for I’ve a tale of a landlubber President Biden who’s been makin’ waves with his claim that the Equal Rights Amendment be "the law of the land." But alas, the scallywags be laughin’ at him, even from his own crew, like Vice President-elect JD Vance, who poked fun at Biden’s declaration on the X machine.

Vance, with a wink and a nudge, suggested that if Biden be makin' up laws, why not declare the late Pete Rose a Hall of Famer? "Hey Joe, if we’re doin’ fake s--- on the way out, can ye declare Pete Rose into the Hall of Fame?" Vance quipped. Aye, Rose be a controversial figure, banned from the baseball seas for wagerin' on games, but he holds the record for most hits—4,256, to be precise!

But the winds be blowin’ against Biden’s claim o’ the ERA. The National Archives be sayin’ nay, and the crew on social media be callin’ him a "dictator." So, while ol' Joe sails into the sunset, the debate rages on like a stormy sea about what be truly the law of the land. Har har! What a merry jest this political voyage be!

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