Arrr, Demarcus Robinson’s back on the field, matey! Just a week post-DUI, ready to plunder the Saints!
2024-11-27
Arrr, matey! De marvelous Demarcus Robinson be settin' sail against the Saints on Sunday, just days after bein' nabbed for speedin' like a cannonball whilst sauced! Aye, 'tis a fine tale of a scallywag on the high seas o' football!
Arrr, gather 'round me hearties, for I bring ye news from the realm of the Los Angeles Rams! Our matey, Demarcus Robinson, a wide receiver of some note, found himself in a pickle on the highways of California, nabbed by the law for sailin' his white Dodge at a blisterin' pace of over 100 miles per hour. 'Twas but hours after his crew suffered a sorrowful defeat to the Philadelphia Eagles, no less!As the dawn's light broke, the California Highway Patrol caught sight of young Robinson racin' like a scallywag, and upon stoppin' his ship, they spied signs of rum-induced folly. Arrested for DUI, he was cited and released to a responsible mate, but fear not, for Captain McVay declared that Robinson shall still take the field against the New Orleans Saints this Sunday!
McVay, in his wisdom, spake of Robinson's misstep as a mere blunder rather than a mark upon his character, claimin' he be a good-hearted soul. With two catches and a touchdown under his belt this season, Robinson be no stranger to success, havin' previously hoisted the Super Bowl trophy with the Kansas City Chiefs. So, let us raise a tankard to the lad and hope he learns from this escapade, lest he find himself swimmin' with the sharks next time!