Arrr! Californy lawmakers be settin' sail on a bill to guard lassies from swashbucklin’ trans athletes, defyin' Trump’s command!
2025-02-14
Arrr, the scallywags of California be conjurin' three schemes to fend off the inclusion o' trans folk, all 'cause the Good Captain Trump be shoutin' from the crow's nest! Aye, it be a tempest in a teacup, but they be sailin’ their own course, savvy?
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer a tale from the Golden State! California be standin' tall, refusin' to heed Trump’s decree banishin' trans athletes from the fairer sports. The scallywags in the state legislature be introducin' three new bills to keep the trans crew off the girls' teams, led by the crafty Assemblymember Bill Essayli!With a hearty speech, this Essayli matey proclaimed, “We be fightin' back against the state’s resistance!” Among the ruckus, former volleyball captain Batie-Smoose, whose ship was shot at, cried out for DNA tests to keep women’s sports safe from the “biological advantage” of trans athletes. It be a stormy sea of controversy, as California's current law allows trans athletes to compete based on gender identity, much to the chagrin of some landlubbers.
Ye see, the winds be blowin' strong against the California Interscholastic Federation (CIF) as they plan to stick to their guns, refusin' to comply with federal orders. Parents be raisin' their sails in protest, claiming their lasses be stripped of fair competition. Aye, the world of sports be a battleground, and the clash o' opinions be fiercer than a kraken's rage!
Mark me words, this pirate's tale be far from over! The fight for girls' sports in California be a tale of high seas and high stakes! Yarrr!