"Arrr! Giant o' a man, Dexter Lawrence, be sportin' a floppy elbow whilst his crew's ship sinks further!"
2024-11-29
Arrr matey! The New York Giants be sinkin' deeper into Davy Jones' locker! Their prized cannon, Dexter Lawrence, be takin' a tumble and dislocatin' his elbow, leavin' the crew without their fiercest buccaneer for the rest of the stormy seas! Blimey! What a wretched voyage!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of woe from the realm of the New York Giants, who, on the fateful day of Thanksgiving, found themselves the first crew to be cast adrift from the playoff seas this season! A grand loss to the Dallas Cowboys, ‘twas a blow as bitter as a sailor's grog gone sour!Lo and behold, our valiant star, the mighty Dexter Lawrence, met with a treacherous fate—a dislocated elbow that sent him to the ship's infirmary for the rest of the voyage! With a sling about his arm, he looked as though he’d been bested in a tavern brawl! Coach Daboll, the captain of this ship, spoke of a long, arduous journey ahead without him, with only five games left in the season.
Yet, ‘tis not all doom and gloom! Lawrence had a fine season, bagging a career-high nine sacks, earning him a spot among the league's finest! But alas, the Giants be cursed with injuries, as even their brave quarterback, Tommy DeVito, found himself on the sidelines nursing a sore arm. With a record of 2-10, they be eyeing the number one pick in the next draft, counting the days ‘til they set sail for calmer waters in 2025!