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Arrr, them cowpoke scallywags be sendin' CeeDee Lamb to Davy Jones' locker, his shoulder all mangled 'n such!

2024-12-26

Avast, mateys! The Dallas Cowboys be sinkin’ beneath the waves of playoff hopes, and they’ve cast the illustrious CeeDee Lamb adrift for the season, cursed by a shoulder ailment. Arrr, it be a jolly fine mess on the high seas of football!

Avast ye hearties! The Dallas Cowboys be makin' it official; CeeDee Lamb be no longer sailin' with the crew this season, as he be put out of action due to a pesky shoulder ailment. Aye, it seems the poor lad’s shoulder be givin' him more trouble than a cannonball in a storm!

On Thursday, the scallywags announced that Lamb, who’s been battlin' through this injury since Week 9, shall hang up his boots for the last two games. The doctor be sayin’ his shoulder be in a right pickle, so they be puttin' him in dry dock for some proper fixin'. Fear not, for he shan't need a surgeon’s knife, and should be back to plunderin' yards in no time!

Despite a recent victory over the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, the Cowboys find themselves adrift and out of playoff waters. Owner Jerry Jones be leavin' the decision to shut Lamb down in the hands of the player himself, though Lamb claims his shoulder be “out of whack.” With Dak Prescott also laid low, Lamb had to make do with backup Cooper Rush, and they managed to snag a few wins. Now, Lamb be focusin’ on rehab with hopes to return for a more fruitful voyage in 2025. Hoist the sails and wish the lad well! Arrr!

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