Arrr, matey! Quinn Ewers, the scallywag o’ Texas, be thinkin’ he’ll be tossin’ pigskin in the NFL next year!
2025-01-10
Arrr, matey! Quinn Ewers, that scallywag of a Texas quarterback, be sayin' in a chat before the Cotton Bowl that he be hopin' to sail into the NFL seas by the 2025 treasure hunt! Aye, let’s see if the winds be fair for this landlubber!
Ahoy, matey! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about the fabled 2025 NFL Draft and one Quinn Ewers, the young swashbuckler o' the Texas Longhorns! This lad pondered settin’ sail from Texas after the 2023 season, seekin’ more experience on the high seas o' football. When asked if he'd don his college colors next year, he replied, "Nay, I don’t!" Aye, but he be not officially jumpin’ ship just yet.Word has it that a treasure worth $6 million in NIL gold be danglin’ from another crew, temptin’ this quarterback to join their ranks in 2025! Ewers be preparin’ to face off against the Ohio State Buckeyes in the Cotton Bowl Classic, a battle where the victor shall challenge Notre Dame for the championship crown come January 20.
But alas! This season's been a rocky voyage for our young captain. He’s thrown for 300 fewer yards and five more interceptions than last year, despite his impressive 29 touchdowns. Injuries have kept him from performin’ at full strength, while the young scallywag Arch Manning be makin’ waves as his trusty sidekick.
As Ewers embarks on his 37th game, the winds of competition blow strong, but he remains at the helm, ready to lead his crew to glory like a true pirate king!