Arrr! PGA scallywag Adam Hadwin be patchin' things up with the crew after his ruckus made the sprinklers dance!
2025-03-29
Arrr! Golfer Adam Hadwin, after losin' his wits at the Valspar, be makin' good by coughin' up doubloons fer the ruckus he caused and treatin' the crew to a feast! Aye, a true matey knows when to swab the deck and buy the grub!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale of a scallywag named Adam Hadwin, a fine golfer from the great North! In the midst o’ the Valspar Championship, Adam let his temper run wild, and in a fit o’ rage, he did smash his club upon the ground like a true buccaneer! Alas, his fury struck a poor sprinkler, sending water sprayin’ like a cannon blast!Much to the amusement of the onlookers, Adam tried in vain to mend the sprightly device, but nay, it was no use! He finished the day five-over par, missin’ the cut by three shots, but not without a hearty apology. He did pay for the damages, and to show his remorse, he bought a feast for the entire crew maintainin’ the course. Aye, Chipotle was the treasure of choice!
The Director of Agronomy, Ryan Stewart, gave a shout-out to our faux pas pirate, appreciatin’ his generosity. Adam’s lovely wife, Jessica, even jested that they ought to “make amends with that sprinkler!” And let me tell ye, this ain’t the first time a golfer battled with a sprinkler; even the great Davis Love III had his scuffle back in '99!
So, here’s raise a tankard to Adam and his merry mishap on the green! May he tread more carefully with his clubs in the future! Arrr!