Arrr, Bobby Miller be feelin’ chipper, swearin’ he’ll be hurlin’ cannonballs again soon, despite that nasty bonk on the noggin!
2025-02-23
Arrr, gather 'round, mateys! Captain Roberts o' the Dodgers be spillin' the tea on young Bobby Miller, who got himself clobbered by a rogue cannonball o' a line drive at spring training. Fear not, for the lad be tougher than a barnacle on a ship's hull!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I bring ye news from the diamond seas, where one Bobby Miller, a young lad of the Los Angeles Dodgers, took a fearsome blow to the noggin! During a spring training skirmish against those scallywags, the Chicago Cubs, a wicked 106 mph cannonball struck him square on the head!Fear not, for our captain, Manager Dave Roberts, be sayin’ Miller's noggin be merely a tad fuzzy, but no fractures or grievous bruises! The lad's in good spirits, boastin’ of his "hard head." Aye, he plans to return to hurlin’ those leather spheroids soon, though he must navigate the treacherous waters of concussion protocol first. Wisely, he aims to keep his noodle intact, lest he become a pirate's parrot!
Now, let’s not forget that Miller be a first-round treasure from the 2020 draft, but his journey's been as rocky as a ship in a stormy sea! With an ERA that had him bouncin’ ‘twixt the majors and minors, the Dodgers be comin’ off two glorious World Series victories, bolstered by some new recruits like Blake Snell and Kirby Yates!
So raise yer tankards to young Bobby Miller, may his head heal swift as the wind and his arm be as mighty as a cannon’s roar!