The Booty Report

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Arrr, CJ Stroud be spillin’ the grog on his grand plans fer 2025, savvy? Aye, ‘tis a jolly jest!

2025-01-05

Arrr, matey! C.J. Stroud, the cap’n of the Texans ship, be thinkin’ of the Good Lord and grand adventures in the New Year! As the tide rolls in on Sunday, he’ll be settin’ sail to finish the season, lookin’ to plunder victory! Yarrr!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I bring ye news o' the gallant C.J. Stroud, who be steerin' the good ship Houston Texans into the playoffs fer the second year runnin', despite a tempest o' injuries and trials aplenty! Arrr, this lad be not just shootin’ for glory on the field, but also aim’n to mend his heart with the Almighty, sayin' he be straddlin' the line between lukewarm seas, one foot in the faith and the other in the wild waves.

With the battle against the Tennessee Titans loom’n, Stroud be settin' his sights on bein' locked in with the Lord in 2025, preparin' to fast and pray, and joinin’ the good ship church in Houston. He be shoutin' praises to the heavens, givin’ credit to the Almighty after victories, even when the treacherous NBC be tryin' to silence him—blimey!

Stroud be knowin' that while the game o' football be grand, his true treasure lies in purpose beyond the gridiron. He be callin’ on his fellow sailors in the NFL to shine a light on their faith, helpin’ lost souls find their way to the Lord’s embrace. So, raise a tankard to C.J. Stroud, the pirate of the pigskin, chartin’ a course toward faith and glory! Yarrr!

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