Arrr, a scallywag from Jersey nabbed for sellin' shoddy loot, reckon he’s tied to Burrow’s treasure heist!
2025-02-04
Arrr, two scallywags be caught in a New York raid on Tuesday, claimin' whispers of a dastardly deed at NFL star Joe Burrow’s treasure trove last December! Aye, ‘tis a jolly mess they’ve landed in, like fish outta water!
Arrr mateys! Gather ‘round fer a tale o’ two scallywags, Dimitriy Nezhinskiy and Juan Villar, who’ve been caught in the clutches o’ the law fer plunderin’ like true rogues! Aye, 'tis true, these blokes were nabbed on Tuesday, suspected of bein’ the nefarious "fences" fer a band of South American brigands pilferin’ treasures from fine folk ‘cross the seas of the U.S.They be linked to the notorious Bryan Leandro Herrera Maldonado, a prolific burglar who made off with riches from a famous athlete’s abode in Ohio—rumored to be the lair of Cincinnati’s star quarterback, Joe Burrow! Shiver me timbers! Truly, these landlubbers had a pawn shop in New York City’s Diamond District, where they sold the fruits of their misdeeds, includin’ high-end watches and sparkly jewels.
In a twist as wild as the high seas, lawmen discovered a bounty of luxury goods, fine clothes, and even some tools fit fer a burglar! While Burrow was off battlin' the Cowboys, his treasure was bein’ raided. He lamented the loss of privacy in his public life, a sentiment shared by many a pirate who’d prefer to keep their treasure hidden. So, beware ye merry souls, for the pirates of today wear different colors but plunder nonetheless!